C'mon, Rick. We're -- We're almost there.
Wha-- Were -- Wha-- Were we --
Were we Blades in that one?
That's fucking tight.
I'm -- I'm scared, Morty.
I can see the end.
I'm a silly man.
I'm a silly small man.
I'm -- I'm sorry I got you into this.
Then how about I get us outta this?
Hello? Hey, Jessica.
I-It's Morty. From school.
Oh, hey, Morty. What's up?
Um, I just want to say that you're really great.
I know the timing never really worked out with us,
but you're really great and I wish I got to know you better.
Oh, I mean -- That's a lot.
Oh, uh, yeah, sorry, I guess I just --
No, I just wish you said it sooner.
Wh-What?Yeah, I mean, being nervous
is sort of selfish sometimes, y'know?
Well, what are you doing tonight?
Tonight? Yeah.
Do you, like, want to watch a movie or something?
Um, yeah. Tonight. Sounds great.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Come on, come on!
[ Groans ] Oh.
Where are we?We're home, Rick.
I-I landed us in the ocean.
The ocean?! The ocean on Earth?!
Uh, yeah, I-I guess so.Oh, shit.
Holy shit. We have to go.
We have to go right fucking now.
What?You touched the ocean, Morty.
What? Shit.
Richard!
You have desecrated the sacred treaty
betwixt land and sea.
Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe --
Mr. Nimbus!
Sorry. Who is that?
My nemesis.
What?My fucking nemesis, okay?
Okay, but what was his name again?
I am Mr. Nimbus!
He's gonna say that a lot.
W-Wait, so who is coming over again?
He said his nemesis?Rick has a nemesis?
I guess.Has hementioned him before?
Who is he? Like a magic guy?
Rick's science and he's magic?
He's like a-a fish?
A fish.He's not a fish. He's Mr. Nimbus.
He's king of the ocean and he's a piece of shit.
Are you happy, Morty?
Are you happy you touched the ocean?
He's gonna be here any minute.
Just help me smooth this over
Um, hey, I don't know how much I can help out tonight, Rick.
Jessica's coming over j-just to, like,
watch a movie or something,
but y'know, t-t-that's a good step.
That's a solid step to something, y'know?
Truly nobody cares about your dick, Morty.
The sooner you learn that, the better.
I think you just don't want me happy
Trust me, after that ocean fuck-up,
you don't get to do anything crazy.
While I bullshit my way
through this peace summit treaty with Nimbus,
Summer is gonna dive into the Marianas Trench
to recover the forbidden shell
that gives him his power
because Summer can be trusted.
Let's lick tits.
Okay, what?I don't love that.
Of course you don't,
'cause you guys aren't getting any.
have been very sex-positive lately.
Eww.Dr. Wong suggested we experiment.
We've been watching pornography. Together.
Gross!I might never come back from the ocean.
Oh, you'll have to tone it down, babe.
The squares can't handle it.[ Purrs ]
There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth.
Do what you want with that.
C'mon, Morty. You're on booze duty.
So just toss this whale-ass ocean-wine in here
and age it up a few centuries.
So time moves faster in there?
I-I-Is it like a Narnia thing?
I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty.
But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing.
When do I ask you for anything?When do you --
I haven't been to a full week of school in years!
I don't know shit! And for what?
How many enemies do you have to have?
Why is everything a fight with you?
Life is a fight.With Mr. Nimbus?
Are you makin' fun of me?
Okay, let's go. That's his magic ocean horn.
Is that Mr. Nimbus?
Nimbus. Richard.
You look like ass.
Let's get this over with.
I'm sorry. This is the guy?
Jerry. Hold on. No.
I've seen you fuck a planet,
and this is the guy you're afraid of?
I like this one, Rick.
He is unbroken. Untamed.
Perhaps he could use a firmer grip upon his leash.
Okay, that's enough. I'm calling the police.
Go ahead.Jerry.
I will! Good.
I control them. Excuse me?
He controls police, Jerry.
Right, that tracks.
In Dumb World. Police?
A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn.
Well, I don't see how that's relevant,
but we're white.
Freeze! Freeze!Freeze! Freeze!
Fight.
Fuck.[ All moaning ]
Flee. Officer: Let's get outta here.
Shall we, Richard?Okay, but how did he --
Um, hello? Am I in the right place?
I just saw a bunch of cops having sex with each other?
Hi! Jessica! Hi!
Uh, everyone, th-this is Jessica.
I am Mr. Nimbus.
Jesus, Nimbus, just get inside.
Morty, grab the wine.
Yeah, in a minute. C-C'mon, Jessica.
Stand aside.
Unless you are worthy of Nimbus.
[ Scoffs ] If that means what I think it means,
I'll have you know, we watch porn together.
Oh!
Ooh!
Wow, okay! Looks like you guys just got the nod.
The nod?
I take it you're a sex-positive couple?
Oh, yeah. Very much so.
We watch porn together.Great!
I'll mark you down as eligible for a threeway.
Here's all the information you'll need.
The king of the ocean wants to have a threesome with us?
Totally optional.
There's a form on the last page
So that just happened.
You don't sound upset about it.
Neither do you.
Oh, my God. Is this happening? To us?
I thought this only happened in New York or on HBO.
Dr. Wong hasn't been wrong yet.
You're right.
This is exactly what she was talking about.
So, uh, yeah. J-Just make yourself comfortable.
Y'know, ch-choose a movie or -- or we can watch
some interdimensional cable if you want.
We now return to "Nintendo 69."
Nintendo, oh, what are you doing to me?
Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin--
Or we can watch whatever, y'know.
Wh-Whatever you're into.
Morty, did I hear you're getting wine?
Yeah, I gotta get some wine for Mr. Nimbus.
Got any extra?
Oh. Uh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some, just for you.
Cool. Hurry back.
Looks like you could use a hand.
Oh, hey! Yeah, th-th-that'd be great.
No problem. Hoovy? Dinner's ready!
Be right there, sugar hoof!
Just helping this young man through a portal
with that crate full of alcohol
that's been here for decades.
Hey, thanks, Hoovy. I-I really appreciate that.
I-I got a girl over, and I really, really like her.
I-I'm just nervous.Oh, I know that feeling.
When I first started seeing Bova,
I could only think about all the ways I was gonna mess it up.
So what'd you do?Oh, I messed it up. [ Chuckles ]
But I found the one who loves me for that.
Thanks. I-I really needed to hear that.
Here, t-take one of these.Oh, you don't have to.
No, I-I want to. You have a good day, Hoovy.
You have a great time with that lady up there.
Just relax. Will do!
Bova?
Why did you leave us, Father?
Japheth? When were you born?
I'd avenge her.
It wasn't my fault.
Whose, then? Whose?!
The boy from the magic door.
Shall we discuss terms?
Yeah, fine. Whatever. Terms.
Term number one -- I am King of the Ocean.
The place I shit? Go ahead.
Term number two -- Stop shitting in the ocean.
No idea [burps] what you're talking about.
Delicious. Another.
Oh, uh, well, I-I was thinking of using this one for --
Morty, just give him the bottle. God damn.
Another!
Morty, you get the wine?
Hey, Jessica. Um, yeah, sorry.
I just -- just going back to get it.
Oh. I thought you already went.
I did! I just -- just got a little busy.
Going right now, again!
You go ahead and fire up that movie!
That's okay. I'll wait for you.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
I've been waiting for you.
Oh, wow. Hoovy, right?
Never say his name! [ Grunts ]
Jesus Christ!
Why -- Why is every old guy super jacked?
[ Grunts ] Sorry! I'm sorry!
I-I just need the wine! I'm sorry! Stop it!
Fucking kill you!
Ow! Okay, screw this!
You know what?
You! Yeah, fuck you, Hoovy!
[ Groans ] Father?
It's him! I told you he'd come back!Holy shit.
Okay, look, he wasn't old like 10 seconds ago.
[ Grunts ]Ow! Mother fucker!
He'll come back. Stop him.
Because one day, the dark child shall return.
And we will be ready.
Where is your wine boy, Richard? I thirst.
He's getting it. Stop eating beignets like that.
Participant voids all liability
in the event of death by orgasm?
Are we really ready to open things this wide?
What if it gets weird?
What if I fall in love with him?
No, no, no, no, no. Damn it!
What was that?
Another scheme of yours, Richard?
I know you're planning something.
It's nothing. Will you excuse me, please?
What the fuck is going on? Where's the wine?
Dad was horny and I dropped it.
God, I can't -- I can't believe you're fucking this up.
There's always a guy in a thing!
Nimbus: Land dwellers do not keep Nimbus waiting and live.
Be right out! Goddammit.
Do you see this whisper kitchen "Frasier" bullshit
you're making me do? Morty, just get the wine.
Beth and Jerry, stop trying to fuck Nimbus.
Well, we wouldn't do it here.I'll have you know he propositioned us.
He propositions everybody!
Hey, hey, hey, Jessica.
No, no, no! I ran into a little trouble.
But -- But -- But I'll go get that wine right now.
But you said were going to get it like twice already.
I-I-I was and I-I'm getting it right now.
[ Grunts ] Holy shit, it's him!
God damn it! What do you want me to say?!
I-I'm sorry!
We finally beat him.
But let's always remain vigilant
because you never know.
He might be back one day.
Okay, Narnia! Let's go.
Let's fucking go!
It is over. The boy is not coming back.
He always comes back.
You have wasted our lives,
our very futures, on a fantasy!
A lie! I know what I saw.
You saw nothing!
Those called fools
Tell me, Father.
Am I a fool now?
I was born in the pits that made these stones.
I lost my years building a temple to a lie.
So I made lies my power.
And what is power but a lie we --
Aah!
Oh, shit, he's real!
He's real! I was wrong!
I was so wrong! God is real!
Wow. Impeccable service.
Big tip. I liked your other one more.
What was his name? Kyle?
What? Nothing.
Jessica, I-I'm so sorry.I mean, it's fine.
You were only gone like a couple minutes.
Morty, are you okay?
I'm -- I'm sorry, Jessica.
We just never seem to get it right, do we?
No, I guess we don't. [ Chuckles ]
But I'm glad you called me.
Yeah. I'd -- I'd like that.
Thanks for bringing the wine.
Totally worth it.
Do we need an opener?
Nimbus: Mmm.
Shall we? Jesus Christ, yes.
And who is your witness?
My witness is the squid.
Really proud of this SeaWorld theme, aren't you?
Hey, just get a witness, man. Don't make this about me.
Or perhaps Richard has no one
with whom he can trust his life.
Who truly knows him.
Save me. Fine!
I'll get someone. Oh, my God.
Morty! C'mere. I need you for some bullshit.
Look, Rick, I've done everything you've asked.
Your girlfriend?
I mean, she's not -- we kissed,
but I'm just trying to take it slow.
You gotta give these things time to breathe, y'know?
Do you know why you're special, Adam?
Because I am The Traveler?Yes.
You will be the one to pass through the door.
You will be the one to end our pain.
But, Mother, what about my pain?
Your pain shall set us free.
It is time to begin.
Again. [ Grunting ]
Again!
You are not ready.Please, Mother --
Do you think he will show you mercy?
Like he did to us?
Again!
Does anyone need anything?
Does Nimbus need anything?
Holy shit! Don't judge.
Why is this happening to me?!
For the future!
You dare assassinate Nimbus?
Sorry. Wait. Who -- Who is that?
Get in line, pal!
Such a waste.
M-Mother?
Aah!
Jessica!
You just had to touch the ocean.
Aaah! Shut up!
There isn't time to --
It's all fucked! And you fucked it!
Huh?
You're early.
W-What is this place?
The end. But also a beginning.
Isn't every end a beginning? Stay back!
I don't want your stripped down Sundance sci-fi bullshit.
Where's Jessica? Jessica.
That was her name, wasn't it? Thank you, Morty.
I had forgotten. Oh, right.
You'll be needing this.
For the wine.
Oh, shit, we got him!
Can you believe he bought that fucking tree bullshit?
We fucking got him!
Very well.
If you seek war with Atlantis, you shall have it.
Oh, I've already been to war with Atlantis
when I D-Day'd that Mermaid Puss!
I knew that was you!
Prepare my exit parade!
Say goodbye to your precious dry land!
For soon it will be wet! Wet!
Yeah, global warming is already doing that, asshole.
But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet!
Am I a joke to you?
Yes, you are a fucking joke!
You fucking suck! You've always sucked!
Y-Y-Y know why we haven't fought in years?
'Cause you're an embarrassment to me
and I don't need you anymore.
I don't need anybody.
All I do is eat ass and 69 Nintendos, bro.
Every day.Or maybe you hate me
I used to fear you. Respect you.
Now all that's left is pity --
for a sad, drunk shell of a man
too afraid to see how alone he truly is.
If Diane were alive today, what would she think --
Don't fucking establish canonical backstory with me, you Red Lob--
[ Gasps ]Oh, good. You're awake.
I just took some wine!
I said I was sorry.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
I have been asking that for centuries.
I was created to study you, Morty, to know you.
But the closer I looked,
the more I do not recognize myself.
Uh, yeah, man, I really don't have time for --
I have often wondered who would we be without you, Morty?
Are we anything beyond our hatred?
And when she came,
I thought she would be the answer.
Frozen in time. Forever asleep.
We could not understand her purpose,
so we hid her away.
[ Groans ] I don't give a shit, nerd!
Ow! I don't care, bitch! Do it!
Y'know, sometimes you gotta be an asshole!
My grandpa taught me that!
Okay, okay, okay, fine!
Morty? Hey, Jessica.
Wow. Must've been some nap, huh?
I-Is that ooze or -- I'm not sure what to call it.
It l-l-looks like ooze.
Okay. W-We can catch up later.
What the --
[ Gasps ] Rick! Rick!
...obster motherfucker.Morty: Rick!
Screw this. What am I even doing?
Help!Where are you?
Come back here. I'm going to make the land wet!
Y'know what, I'd love to see it.
Do it! God, do anything!
Just don't use me as an excuse anymore!
Rick! Wow.
That was intense.
You look stressed.
We signed the paperwork.I must go.
Well, your people have our number!
Jesus, Morty.Stop! No, no! Not today!
Can't you go one day without --You don't get to --
What the --I fucked it up, okay?
It's okay, Morty. That's what you do.
Now lemme Deus Ex Machina this shit and let's go home.
God, why does everyone go Cyber-Punk Bird?
So fuckin' hack.
Oh, shit.
Well, that's cool.
Okay, we might be a little fucked.
Did you think I would let you die alone, Richard?
I am Mr. Nimbus!
Wow. Phew.
Yes. Time.
I had nothing but time.
Endless time.
At first, it was madness.
Then enlightenment.
Then madness again.
But perhaps it was a gift.
I could see the life of time.
And as I watched the life of time
in all its fleeting, terrible light,
I wondered, had I lived?
Was I just the object in another's story?
Was that all I ever was? Could I be more?
I had nothing but time and still no answer.
Time without purpose is a prison.
I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity.
Perhaps the mind of God.
And found nothing but silence.
I think we should just be friends.
Oh, yeah.
I-I-I get that.
Guess we missed our moment.
Yes. But there will be more.
For both of us.
Goodbye, Morty.
Hey, how's it going?
Fuck off! I'm a Time-god!
Fighting by your side again, Richard.
It was, uh --Yeah.
Then there is no treaty.
Because there is no war.
Aw, Nimbus.
Richard.
Before you were my greatest enemy,
you were my only friend.
Grandpa, I got the shell!Shit.
Betrayal!My weapons, Morty!
I-I-I used them all! Grandpa!
Wait, Grandpa, what do I do?
Is that -- I'm -- I'm just gonna blow it!
Don't blow it! Destroy the horn!
What the hell, Summer?!
You were supposed to destroy the horn!
[ Siren wails ]Nimbus: Police!
I told, ugh, I told you.
He's an ice-cold dick killer!
Nimbus![ Tires squeal ]
Wait. So how can he --
Jesus, Summer. He's Mr. Nimbus.
He controls the police!
Jer, I think more than one safe word
sort of defeats the point.
I know, I just wanna make sure
we have every opportunity to stop.
Super excited about it though.
Me too, so excited.
Jerry, are we doing this because we both want this?
Or because it's what we think the other one wants?
I just wanted to prove that I love you so much
I would do this for you!Same!
Let's take that prize and get out
before we make a huge mistake.
Getting cold feet?
No.
Yes, he would.