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JoJo...
Are you JoJo?
Well, JoJo, listen up!
The man born from the Pillar, Santana...
...uses the stone mask on humans...
...to grant us incredible power at the cost of being devoured like livestock!
He's extremely dangerous, so we must kill him!
Be careful, JoJo!
Touch!
Hey... you were talking just earlier, right?
Hello! How are you today?
Happy, peppy, nice ta meetcha-py!
Mr. Santana, all together now!
Three, four!
Happy, peppy, nice ta meetcha-py!
Episode 13: "JoJo vs. the Ultimate Lifeform"
Happy, peppy, nice ta meetcha-py!
Dammit JoJo, is this a joke to you?!
JoJo... what are you doing?!
Oh, I was just wondering what kind of a guy he was, so I needed to see for myself.
It wouldn't be fair to assume he's a bad guy, right?
Don't be stupid!
Look at how many of my men he killed!
Shut it! You people got what was coming to you!
You made him your guinea pig and shot him with a machine gun, dumbass!
Besides, that's not why I'm here.
Speedwagon, I'm here to take you back to New York!
I have no part in this fight!
Now, where were we? Happy, peppy, nice ta meetcha-py!
What's that, you're just gonna ignore me?
Now I'm a little pissed off.
Fine, I'll just send him on a little trip!
W-What was that?!
This weird feeling... it hurts!
First time... seeing...
What is... this tool?
He spoke! He does have intelligence!
He was somehow able to completely master our language!
A-Amazing!
He was able to take the gun apart so quickly and precisely, like a machine!
It normally takes hours of practice to do something like that!
Th-That means he's more intelligent than we suspected!
So bright... I have never seen lights like this.
He wasn't the one under observation...
It was us!
Hey, fella!
If you get what I'm saying, then give me some answers!
Knock knock?
Watch out, JoJo!
You are... irritating me... you primitive fool.
What the - ?!
Rib Blades (Alternate Name: Open Ribs)
Each individual rib can rotate and extend in any direction!
JoJo!
Spar... ks?
What kind... of human... is this?
I could not absorb him... into my body...
He flew away...
The leg... that grazed me... is fine...
I have never seen... someone like this... before...
This man... is he an extraordinary specimen?
Or could it be... that all of humanity... has become like this?
I see... this man really is something... special.
JoJo, this is terrifying!
Uncle...
You son-of-a-bitch!
Get your filthy hands off my uncle!
Now I'm ready to pummel you!
They'll show you in a museum once I'm through with you!
It seems that humans... have evolved... just a bit...
Why you - !
I'm gonna blast my Hamon right through you!
Th-The blood on the floor is being affected by Hamon?!
My Hamon isn't working!
It's bouncing off of Santana and onto the floor, making Hamon act like drops of water hitting a raincoat!
His skin is just like the scarf Straizo was wearing... It's acting like a conductor!
I was right, his body is somehow able to reject mine.
M-My fist!
It's fine!
W-Well how about that?
Good thing I pulled my fist back at the last second...
But goddamn, Hamon isn't working on him...
Now what should I do?!
No, you're wrong!
It really did work! The Hamon was protecting you!
It's the only reason you weren't absorbed into his dreadful body!
Don't be so brash!
What does a chef do before he prepares pufferfish?
He removes the poisonous parts so it will be safe to eat!
And that's exactly how Santana sees Hamon!
Damn it, this is such a mess!
I need to think of something fast!
Something to get out of here alive, at least!
Impossible!
You cannot allow this beast to get outside, or mankind is doomed!
Shut it! Don't act like this wasn't your fault in the first place, you dumbass!
Can't you see I'm already under enough pressure?
I'll stab him with this knife, then send Hamon directly into his body!
He made his body act like rubber to stop the knife!
But will you be able to avoid this?
If not your skin, I'll just blast Hamon right into your eye!
It's the perfect plan!
W-What?!
Even his eyes are like rubber!
It's dangerous! JoJo, get away!
JoJo!
A blow like that to the midsection would have knocked the breath out of him!
Breathing?
A type of energy... traveling with the flow of blood.
But... now...
Unconscious, you're nothing more than a regular human.
JoJo, you have to breathe to create Hamon!
Just breathe!
Control Hamon with your breathing, JoJo!
I-It's no good! I'll have to throw the self-destruct switch!
For the Fatherland...
For glory!
Hold on, Stroheim!
No need to panic!
I had to take a gamble!
Since attacking from the outside didn't work, I decided to try attacking with Hamon from the inside!
JoJo!
This is exactly what I was waiting for. The perfect plan!
Eat Hamon!
I think I get it now...
While I was in that freak's body, I figured out how he's absorbing people!
Every one of his cells produces digestive fluid, allowing him to ingest people on a cellular level!
That's how he pulls people inside of him, making it appear as if they've been absorbed!
I just barely deflected his digestive fluids with Hamon at the last second!
But your Hamon is still weak, JoJo!
It wasn't enough to kill him!
So you're trying to pull yourself back together, huh?!
Thanks to my battle with Straizo, I have a pretty good idea how you freaks operate!
Stroheim!
Pay attention, damn you!
Is he affected by the sun?!
Y-Yes!
Joestar, the carvings in the cave indicated that Santana is weakened by the sun!
That's part of the reason why he created the stone mask!
What the hell are you doing, Joestar?!
That door leads right outside!
Why you, I'm gonna roast your arm in the sun!
He's running out of breath...
It's preventing him from using Hamon!
He never trained to use Hamon in battle, and it's wearing him out!
I've had enough of this... you filthy primitive!
JoJo, Hamon comes from your breathing!
How the hell am I supposed to breathe when I'm this tired?!
Goddamn it!
Now I'm pissed off!
No matter what happens, I'm climbing up these stairs to give this bastard a taste of the sun!
W-What the - ?!
I feel heavy... so heavy!
What the hell is this?!
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Santana's flesh?!
I-It's eating me!
Y-You bastard...
I have to move...
I never could have imagined a human like you would be born during my slumber.
Please allow the great Stroheim to lend you a hand!
If opening this door is all that can be done, then it's the very least I can do.
Y-You... Stroheim!
You pathetic creature.
I was so close!
Resistance is futile.
This isn't good...
Hey, Joestar! Can I ask you something?
What, dammit?!
I'm trying to figure out what to do, so shut up!
Listen!
Do you see that axe on the wall?
If you can reach it, use it to cut off my leg!
W-What?!
Just cut my leg off, and then I can reach the door!
You... You really expect me to do something that brutal?!
Hurry up!
He's already pulling himself together!
Shut it!
Only a doctor should do stuff like that!
I am a proud officer of the German army!
I was prepared to make sacrifices when I took this assignment!
I would gladly sacrifice two, even three limbs for the glory of the Fatherland!
So hurry up, Joestar!
Knock it off already!
You want me to cut it off, then I'll do it!
Hurry up and cut it already!
Damn! I thought he was a coward, but he has some real grit when it comes down to it!
We may think differently, but I have to respect you, Stroheim!
I'm sorry!
How do you like that? Now you're bathing in sunlight!
Did we do it?
W-What the - ?!
He's getting inside my body through the wound in my leg!
You bastard!
What is this?!
He went into Stroheim because he can't use Hamon!
Santana is crawling around inside me!
W-What an amazing creature!
What a tenacious will to live!
If he's inside Stroheim, then he can survive being out in the sun!
This is horrifying...
Do you know what the most horrifying part about this is, Joestar?
My leg isn't hurting anymore...
It's beginning to feel absolutely wonderful!
Wha -
Stroheim!
You...
No way...
Joestar!
You're witnessing the power of the ultimate lifeform, Santana!
There's no saving me now...
I'll sacrifice myself to put an end to this creature!
But there's something I must tell you before I die...
As much as it pains me, you need to know, Englishman!
The glorious German army did not simply awaken Santana for military use!
What... What are you going on about?!
Listen!
You were destined to hear what I have to say!
Our army recently discovered that other Pillar Men exist besides Santana!
They're located somewhere in Europe!
W-What are you saying?!
Stroheim, what are you talking about?!
I'm trying to tell you that Santana isn't the only one!
We've been unraveling the mystery behind these creatures that have lain dormant here for the last two thousand years!
But soon they will rise! And if we don't find a weakness besides sunlight, mankind will be doomed!
We were experimenting on him so we could learn his weakness!
After what happened fifty years ago, it is your destiny to fight them!
Joestar, your Hamon is still far too weak!
Head to Rome, for there is someone you must meet there!
It is someone Speedwagon knows quite well!
Y-You're trying to control my body so you can hide in that well...
...but I'll blow myself up before that and expose you to the sun, Santana!
Stroheim... you...
"Courage consists not in hazarding without fear, but being resolutely minded in a just cause..."
The words of the Greek historian, Plutarchus.
Goodbye, you irritating British bastard!
Wait, we aren't done talking yet!
Dammit, you stubborn soldier!
Making such a spectacle of your death...
Santana!
Move!
Move it or die, JoJo!
I have to steady my breathing... to control Hamon!
Move! You were setting yourself up to lose the moment you fought me!
Y-You're just about to say, "Haven't you learned your lesson, you insolent primitive?!"
Haven't you learned your lesson, you insolent primitive?!
It's high noon!
You're just like ham and eggs being cooked on both sides from the sun and its reflection!
You should have thought about the sun's position in the sky before jumping in the well, you idiot!
And I won't let you get under the water, either!
I was saved by the sun...
...and it turned him completely to stone!
Next Episode
The tragedy that befell my grandfather!
You couldn't even beat a pigeon!
Keep that ultraviolet light on them!
Awaken, my masters!
Episode 14:
"Ultimate Warriors from Ancient Times"
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Shijima no soko kara
Mezameru sono hashira tachi
Toki wo koe
Shinku no chishio ga
Tachiagaru yuki wo hikiawaseru
Uketsugu ai wo sadame to yobu nara
Hohoemu me de tsugi no te wo
Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite
Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki wo tsuke
Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku
Like a bloody storm
Atsuku like a bloody stone
Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni
Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna
Nigirishimete
From out of the stillness
The Pillars of the past are awakening
To the dawn of a new day
The river of crimson blood within you
Carries with it the courage to stand and fight
Even if the love I feel is just part of my legacy...
I'll still be smiling as I stay one step ahead
Defying the darkness and dodging death at every turn
Slipping past the knife's edge and striking when you least expect
The emotions running through me blaze a path to the future...
Like a bloody storm
Burning like a bloody stone
When the time comes to end the vendetta carried by our blood
Remember that the bonds of pride will carry you through any storm
So hold them close.
I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out 'n' out
I'll spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley
The music dance and sing
They make the children really ring
I'll spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky
and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty-four before my love you'll see I'll be
There with you