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It's strange... Something's not right.
I feel like somebody's been tailing me all morning...
But that can't be, can it?
I'm in a wide open desert... and on a motorbike.
So how could someone... follow me!
As if, right?
I must be imagining things.
You're a sharp one!
I can sneak up on a wild bat without it noticing me, and yet you somehow managed to sniff me out!
Who the hell are you? And why did you follow me here?!
I wasn't just following you!
My superiors are looking for dirt on Straizo, which is why they asked me to bring you in...
...Joseph Joestar!
S-Straizo?!
Your superiors?!
Episode 12: "The Pillar Man"
You bastard...
I'm guessing from your features and accent, but... you're German?!
What does the German army want with Straizo and old man Speedwagon?!
So let's fight!
Maybe you'll talk if I smash your mouth open!
You wish to fight Donovan, the master of knife fighting in the German army, with your bare hands?!
How insulting!
You foolish amateur!
Here, take your magic carpet back!
A cactus?!
I win!
You'll need ten more years of training before you're anywhere near my level, you punk!
Hey, kid. Let me hear you say "You're totally right, Mr. Donovan!"
You're totally right, Mr. Donovan...
Excuse me? Can you repeat that?
I knew you'd be a pain to fight after watching you hop around...
...which is why I'm staying on the ground, waiting for my chance to attack you, got it?!
Huh? Waiting for your chance? To do what?
Eh? What's up with the cactus?
Why don't you take a closer look?
I was getting ready to use the cactus the entire time!
A cactus is 95% water after all...
...which means I can easily send Hamon through it!
Now, start talking, Donovan!
You're gonna tell me everything!
I knew it...
When I heard that old man Speedwagon's body was never found, I just knew...
The old geezer was alive.
All right, that's great news.
And good news is exactly what Granny Erina needs right now!
Even so, who knows what those German bastards are doing to him.
I'll rescue him, and hurry home... so I can see Granny Erina's smiling face!
S-So cruel!
Major Stroheim, the pillar is cracking!
So far it's consumed five bodies worth of blood.
We'll gradually proceed until we know how powerful the Pillar Man can be.
Good.
How are we extracting the blood from the prisoners?
Never mind, forget I asked!
I get the idea, so spare the details.
Speedwagon...
What's there to be afraid of?
Don't you think you're getting a bit worked up?
You can ignore just how dangerous he is, but please reconsider!
Listen here...
This experiment chamber is essentially a bomb shelter.
The walls are covered in twenty inch thick steel plates!
It's also equipped with flamethrowers and machine guns.
It even has a self-destruct mechanism!
Do children cower in fear at the sight of a caged grizzly bear at the zoo?
No!
I'd wager he's just a primitive man who's been stuck in a state of hibernation for too long!
Something is pouring out of it!
It's blood!
The blood we gave to the pillar is spraying out!
We can't see a thing!
Activate the showers and get a visual!
His skin was like stone, but now it has all the color and complexion of human flesh!
He's alive!
He's alive and looks like a regular human!
He needs a proper name.
"The Pillar Man" is a bit of a mouthful.
And naming him will make me, the brilliant Stroheim, his godfather!
I have an idea...
...why not name him after the hellish winds of Mexico?
I'll call him Santana!
Oh, he's getting up!
Now, rise...
Rise and show us your true power, Santana!
Well, isn't this guy just a riot?!
Santana here is supposed to be the ultimate lifeform?!
Ultimate compared to who, exactly?!
Take a look, Speedwagon! Look at him sniffing around in there, just like a caveman!
How could he have any brains?!
Such divine comedy!
Oh well, let's just assume he's the one who first created the stone masks.
Hey, go start the experiment.
Send in the specimen from the other chamber!
Sir!
W-What is that?!
A prisoner.
One that has worn the stone mask.
A-A vampire?!
Until a few days ago, this was a frail old man with one foot in the grave.
And he hasn't had a single drop of blood today, so he's starving!
He'll attack on sight!
Let's see what happens when they battle!
What?! That wasn't what I expected!
How is he any different from a mere human?
Sir, the test subject will be devoured if we don't do something!
We implanted a bomb in the prisoner's head before putting the stone mask on him!
Should we detonate it, Major Stroheim?!
Major!
All right, prepare to detonate!
H-Hold on!
Stop the detonation!
His jaw... and the top of his head!
A-And now... his arms!
Look at that!
It appeared as if Santana's body was pierced, but it was really just the vampire's arms being absorbed by his body!
He's eating him by absorbing his body...
...and swallowing him alive!
What an amazing specimen!
The stone mask creates vampires for him to eat, and then Santana uses his body to consume them!
Th-That means... he can most likely absorb the vampire's life energy by devouring them like that!
He ate him! He ate the stone mask vampire!
He ate him!
A-And he's gotten bigger!
Calm down!
Don't forget that this chamber is completely sealed!
All he did was absorb him and grew larger!
H-His intelligence...
...What about his intelligence?
Is he really intelligent?!
S... Strohei... m...
What?! He talked?!
He said my name?!
He shouldn't be able to hear anything from in there!
According to Donovan the Cactus Man...
...65 feet below that village is a high security installation.
And that's where old man Speedwagon is being held.
But the question is, how do I get in?
Vegetables, canned goods, beef, ham, eggs...
So that's all the food you've got?!
All right, next is the body check!
Why the sad face?
You should be all smiles during your body check!
Now lift up those skirts and smile!
You may pass.
Next!
I've brought some fabulous tequila!
Will you boys let me by?
Hands in the air!
Take one step and we'll shoot!
Eh, why? What could ever be the problem?!
You stand out like a sore thumb!
Fire!
Don't shoot!
I get it, I'll stay put!
Shit... but I guess that's the German army for ya.
They saw right through my fabulous disguise!
Are you a retard?! It was obvious!
And disgusting!
What kind of woman is that overgrown and muscle-bound, you dumbass!
What the hell did you see when you looked in the mirror, idiot?!
What was that?!
Hamon!
Tacos!
Damn it, I really lost my edge...
Guess I'll have to settle for a military uniform... This should work nicely.
W-What happened?!
I don't know!
Didn't you see?!
Major Stroheim, I only looked away for a moment...
You were there... We were all there...
But... nobody saw a thing!
This is no time for coffee!
It was a second at most... My eyes left him for just a brief moment...
My vision is practically perfect!
But even I have no idea what happened!
It's unbelievable!
He somehow vanished from inside a sealed chamber!
We haven't even found him in the film footage!
Remain calm! Now continue the search!
He's probably just hiding in a blind spot!
Cut off the air to the chamber!
He'll show himself once he's desperate for breath!
I'm back, and I've successfully recovered the film footage!
Great, set it up!
Yes, sir!
Start it.
He's running towards the wall!
Th-That's impossible!
Th-Th-That's...
...the air vent?!
He can fit?!
He contorted his body to fit through a four centimeter by two centimeter air vent?!
U-Unbelievable!
He didn't just dislocate his joints!
He condensed his flesh and bone to change the very shape of his body!
Th-That means he's somewhere in the ventilation system at this very moment!
Earlier, the Pillar Man, Santana, said your name, Major Stroheim!
He must have overheard us through the air ducts!
They're connected to this room?!
You there, get away from the air vents this instant! It's dangerous!
It's him! It's Santana!
Major Stroheim...
What the hell is going on?
It's so dark... I can't see!
Why did all the lights turn off?!
He's inside that soldier's body!
Everyone, where'd you go?!
Don't leave me all alone!
I don't have a clue what's happening...
...but I haven't felt this good in a very long time!
I can't believe it...
If this abomination escapes the base, it could be a major threat to the fatherland!
We have to kill it!
This creature must be eliminated!
Don't hesitate, kill it!
Shoot through your brother in arms to kill the monster inside of him!
It tickles!
It's still alive!
It's just as we thought...
Machine gun fire won't work on it!
I can't believe it!
Why's it pointing its finger at us?
What is it doing?!
H-Hold on! Isn't that a pistol?!
It's just copying us!
Now that I recall, it was just repeating my name earlier!
The thing doesn't know what it's doing, so it mimics us just like a monkey would...
Which would mean...
...it really is lacking intelligence!
If this thing is as intelligent as a monkey, then we can use it to our benefit!
You men... are you the ones who disturbed my slumber?
It spoke!
He clearly doesn't lack in intelligence.
I believe he could be smarter than us!
He was able to learn our language in such a short amount of time!
Die.
What the -
It gathered the bullets we shot at it, then fired them back out of its finger!
Hey, careful gramps! Come with me and hide!
He's about to fire all the bullets he absorbed right at us!
No, I don't need help from the likes of the German army!
Give me a break...
Even in a situation like this, you're still a stubborn old mule.
W-We're outmatched!
Stay back!
Hey you, let me see some of that hair!
I'll actually need a lot of it!
Goddammit, what are you doing?!
It'll only hurt for a second!
How dare you handle a superior officer like this!
Who are you?
That attitude... It can't be!
This one's called "Hamon Hair Attack!"
You... It's you!
Joseph Joestar!
I'll set up a barrier!
This hair seems a little dry to me...
You gotta take better care of your hair if you don't want to lose it, German guy.
What are you doing here?!
Yo, old man!
Ha... ir...
Anyway...
...it looks like I got myself into a real mess.
Next Episode
He's highly intelligent!
I'm terrified!
Mr. Santana, all together now!
You primitive...
He's entering my body through the wound in my leg!
Episode 13:
"JoJo vs. the Ultimate Lifeform"
Shijima no soko kara
Mezameru sono hashira tachi
Toki wo koe
Shinku no chishio ga
Tachiagaru yuki wo hikiawaseru
Uketsugu ai wo sadame to yobu nara
Hohoemu me de tsugi no te wo
Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite
Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki wo tsuke
Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku
Like a bloody storm
Atsuku like a bloody stone
Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni
Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna
Nigirishimete
From out of the stillness
The Pillars of the past are awakening
To the dawn of a new day
The river of crimson blood within you
Carries with it the courage to stand and fight
Even if the love I feel is just part of my legacy...
I'll still be smiling as I stay one step ahead
Defying the darkness and dodging death at every turn
Slipping past the knife's edge and striking when you least expect
The emotions running through me blaze a path to the future...
Like a bloody storm
Burning like a bloody stone
When the time comes to end the vendetta carried by our blood
Remember that the bonds of pride will carry you through any storm
So hold them close
I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out 'n' out
I'll spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley
The music dance and sing
They make the children really ring
I'll spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky
and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty-four before my love you'll see I'll be
There with you