[snoring]
Are you kidding me?
Joey? Joey?
Joey. Joey, Joey. Joe--
Joey, Joey, Joey.
Joey. Joey!
[snoring]
[door slams]
Oh, oh, did-did, did I wake you?
[theme music]
♪ So no one told you life was gonna be this way ♪
♪ Your job's a joke you're broke ♪
♪ Your love life's DOA ♪
♪ It's like you're always stuck in second gear ♪
♪ When it hasn't been your day ♪
♪ Your week your month or even your year ♪
♪ But I'll be there for you ♪
♪ When the rain starts to pour ♪
♪ I'll be there for you ♪
♪ Like I've been there before ♪
♪ I'll be there for you ♪
♪ 'Cause you're there for me too ♪♪
[instrumental music]
Gunther, could I get another cup of coffee, please?
So, uh, what do you do when you're not working here?
You don't need to fill these silences.
Okay, thanks.
Chandler, that's, like, your fourth cup of coffee.
Well, I'm drinking lots of cups of coffee because I'm exhausted
because Joey started snoring.
He's in a different room. He's really that loud?
Oh-oh, you should hear me.
It's not something to be proud of, okay?
You have to go to a sleep clinic.
I told you I'm not going to any clinic.
I don't have a problem.
You're the one with the problem, You should go to
a quit-being-a-baby, and-leave-me-alone clinic.
- They don't have those. - Yeah, they do.
Quit being a baby and leave me alone.
There, you just had your first class.
No, I used to go out with this guy
that was a really light sleeper
and whenever I'd start to snore
he'd just roll me over--
Oh, yeah..
He would just roll me over
and I would stop snoring.
Next time you snore, I'm rolling you over.
I got to do what I got to do.
You got to do what you got to do.
You just do it.
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
[Joey humming "Here Comes The Bride"]
Oh, the Olympics.
Have you guys picked a date yet?
Huh? Oh, no, not yet.
I still cannot believe you're engaged.
Just 'cause it's happening so fast
not 'cause you're such a loser.
Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen, uh, Rach?
Oh, she's upstairs not doing the dishes.
And I'll tell you something, I'm not doing them this time.
I don't care if those dishes just sit in the sink
until they're all covered with..
I'll do 'em when I get home.
Yeah, oh, hey, listen
um, Emily found this wedding dress in London..
- Already? - Yeah, but it didn't fit.
Well, luckily, there's a store here has one left in her size
but, I'm the groom, I'm not supposed to see the dress..
- I'll pick it up for you. - Thank you.
Whoa, she's got you running errands
you know, picking up wedding dresses..
[laughing]
Wah-pah!
What's "wah-pah"?
You know, whipped.
Wah-pah!
That's not whipped.
Whipped is, wa-tssh!
That's what I did.
Wah-pah!
You can't do anything!
[footsteps]
Hey, Mon, I was just doing these dishes..
- Hey. - Oh.
It's you. Hi.
Hey, do you, uh, you have a minute?
Yeah, yeah, I was, I was just gonna
take a break anyway, so..
Whew!
- Yeah.. - So, listen, uh..
I know you and I haven't really had a chance to talk
since, uh, Emily and I decided to get married
and I was just wondering how you were.
[clears throat] Oh.
I mean, I know, if you were getting married
uh, I mean, I-I would feel, um, kinda..
...you know, uh..
Yeah, yeah, it def.. Uh..
...definitely, uh, took me by surprise
but, you know, uh..
...I'm okay.
- Yeah? - 'Yeah, you know. I'm okay.'
Alright. I just wanted to check.
Oh, that's sweet. Thank you.
[chuckles] Oh.
- Hm. - Hm, you're great.
And I-I know someday this will happen
for you, too.
You just hang in there.
[clears throat]
[chuckles] Uh..
..."hang in there"?
Oh, no, I-I, I didn't mean, uh--
I mean, maybe you have not heard of a little
serious relationship called, me and Joshua?
[chuckles]
Oh, uh, I thought you guys
had just been on, like, four dates.
I didn't realize how that had..
...become anything.
Oh, yeah. No, oh, no, oh, no, that has become..
- It has. Yeah. - Oh.
Oh, no, those were four great dates.
- Oh. Yeah? - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, I mean, and the connection?
I mean, you know..
...emotionally, mentally, you know?
Physically.
[chuckles] Wow, that's-that's, that's incredible.
I know, isn't it, it's like I'm right there with Joshua
you are right there with Emily
and it's, you know, it's kind of like..
...it's a tie.
Yeah, well, I got to get, I got to get back to my dishes.
Oh. I got to get to work.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
[clears throat]
- Hm. - Ah.
Hey, you know, you know, what would make me really happy?
Oh, you know, what's that?
If, like, the four of us could all..
...you know, hang out together.
Uh, in fact, Emily's coming into town this weekend.
What do you say, uh..
...we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
- That would be great! - 'Yeah?'
Alright, alright. It's a date.
(Rachel) Yeah.
"Hang in there." You hang in there.
[blows raspberry]
- You say something? - No, I was just singing.
[humming]
♪ La la la.. ♪♪
[instrumental music]
- Oh, my God. - Ah.
[both gasping]
Oh.
- Oh, look at this one. - Wow..
Oh, it's so beautiful.
Yeah, uff..
...you know, about half of these
are gonna end up getting divorced.
- May I help you, ladies? - Oh, yes,
I'm-I'm here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
- Yes, what's the name, please? - Emily Waltham.
Oh, yes, I have it right here.
[Phoebe gasps]
- 'Oh.' - 'Aw.'
Would you like to try it on, Miss Waltham?
[both giggles]
Okay.
You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen.
[sniffs]
- I am, aren't I? - Yeah.
[sighs] Miss Waltham.
- Yes? - We're closing.
Alright.
And could I get my ring back?
[instrumental music]
[snoring]
Alright, buddy.
Time to roll over.
No, no! No!
You are going to a clinic.
You're going to a clinic..
...and a pajama store.
[instrumental music]
Does she use the cups?
Yes, I believe she does.
Does she use the plates?
Yes, I believe she does.
Hm.
[chuckles]
Thank you.
Aw..
...thank you very much.
Oh, thank you for coming.
[knock on door]
Uh, just a second!
(Phoebe) 'No, no, let me in.'
- Phoebe? - 'Yeah.'
- Can you hold on one minute? - 'No.'
(Phoebe) 'You have to let me in right now!'
- Are you alone? - 'Yes.'
Alright.
[giggles]
[both screaming]
[instrumental music]
This sucks.
I didn't know I had to stay up all night
before I go to this stupid sleep clinic.
I'm so tired.
It's six o'clock.
- Hi. - Hey.
Hey, I hear you and Joshua
are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily.
And I think that's, I think that's really cool.
Yeah, Rachel, I think you're handling that really well.
"Handling it"?
What do you mean, "handling it"? There's nothing to handle.
You know, maybe I would have a problem with this
if it wasn't for me and Joshua.
You know, they're not gonna get married anyway.
- What? - Come on.
They rushed into this thing so fast, it's ridiculous.
I mean, they're gonna be engaged for, like, what? A year?
Then somewhere along the way one of them is gonna realize
what they've done and then they gonna call the whole thing off.
I'm telling you, you're going to be dancing at my wedding
before you're dancing at theirs.
Yeah, well, I don't dance at weddings.
Why not?
Because weddings are a great place to meet women
and when I dance, I look like this..
- Hey, man. - Hey.
[door closes] So, what're you guys doing four weeks from today?
- Nothing. - Nothing.
I am..
...free.
Great, because Emily and I are getting married in a month.
- What? - What?
Yep.
- In a month? - Yeah.
You mean, you mean, 30 days?
Yeah.
- From now. - Yeah.
- Oh, that's great! - Yeah.
Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married
in this beautiful place that her parents got married
but, it's gonna be torn down.
So...I mean, I-I know it's crazy
but everything up till now has been so crazy and..
I don't know. It just feels right, you know?
Hey..
...that's the day after I start menstruating.
This isn't mine.
[instrumental music]
[clears throat]
- Hey, Rachel. - Hi.
- What's up? - Oh!
Your voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Oh...nothing.
I just wanted to see you.
See you and hug you.
- S-see you. - Great.
Yeah, so..
...sit.
[clears throat]
You okay?
I'm more than okay.
I am really, really happy.
Wanna know why?
Do I?
'Cause I am really happy about us.
I think we are.. I think we are so on the right track.
You know? I mean I think we are working it.
I think we are clicking.
- You know? - Yeah, sure, sure.
Yeah, we're-we're-we're clicking.
Yeah, yeah, you know, if-if there was just like
one little area where I..
...that I think we-we would need to work on
I-I would think... it was that
we're just not crazy enough.
I-I gotta say I'm not too sure I agree with that.
Well, yeah, right, you know, yeah, you're right.
I mean, we, you know, we have our fun, yeah..
...but, it's.. We're ju..
I-I'm mean, I mean, I mean, like, crazy, you know?
Okay, alright.
This is gonna, this is gonna sound, you know
a little, um...hasty..
...but, uh, just go with me.
[clears throat]
[sighs]
What if we got married?
- What? - Oh, I know, I know.
It's-it's so, it's so totally, like
whoa, can we do this?
You know, I mean..
But I mean, it-it just feels right.
Don't you think it does?
I mean, it just feels right, don't..
[whimpering]
[sighs] Wow, uh..
Rachel, um, you're..
...a real...special lady..
...but...my divorce isn't final yet
an-an-and we've been on four dates.
So...I'm thinking..
...no..
...but..
...thanks.
You idiot!
[instrumental music]
- Your name, please? - Joey Tribbiani.
Mm-hmm. And did you stay up all night in preparation
for your sleep study?
Uh, sir?
[snoring]
Yes, he did.
Alright, we'll call you in a few minutes.
Okay.
(Chandler) Whoa.
Check out that girl. She's really hot.
Yeah, she is.
Wow.
How you doing?
What?
You're coming on to the entire room.
- I'm Chandler. - Ah, Marjorie.
- Hi. Do you mind if I sit? - No. Please.
So, uh, what are you in for?
I-I talk in my sleep.
What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
[laughing]
So why don't you give me your number?
[instrumental music]
- You ready? - Yeah.
Okay.
I got it! Mine!
[screams]
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- Okay. My turn! My turn! - Okay.
Okay, ready?
- Yeah. - Okay.
That was a terrible throw!
Well, I'm not gonna throw it right to you.
That's not real.
Look at me.
My big concern is what's real?
Oh, my God.
We're really sad, aren't we?
Yeah, I think we are.
This isn't even my dress.
Yeah, well, at least you didn't rent yours
from a store called, "It's Not Too Late".
- I'm changing out of this. - Me, too.
- In, like, a half an hour? - Me, too.
Okay. Alright, now, throw it straight this time.
- Okay. - Okay.
- I'm getting married next! - Yay!
[instrumental music]
I hate my regular clothes now, you know?
It's like I look down and-and I know
this isn't gonna be the most special day of my life.
Yeah, I mean, it was kinda fun for a while
but...didn't you start feeling kinda silly?
- I guess. - Yeah.
Oh, my God!
Oh! You're such a cheater!
Hello, little ones.
- Hey. - Hey.
So is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Yep, and a beautiful woman agreed to go out with me.
Joey wanted to ask her out but, uh, you know, she picked me.
Oh, how'd that happen?
Because I'm cooler.
No, seriously.
Well, she's, you know, she's the kind of girl..
Joey was unconscious.
[muffled] Hey, you guys, what's happening?
- Oh, my God. - What is that?
Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic
and it's gonna help me not to snore.
Well, are you asleep right now, Joe?
'Cause I don't think you have to wear it unless you are.
I know I don't have to.
It tastes good.
Plus, you look cool.
[instrumental music]
Well, I just called Joshua.
- Oh! - Oh, how'd it go?
Well, I did my best to convince him
that I'm not some crazy girl who is dying to get married.
That I'm just going through a hard time.
What'd he say?
Well, uh, his answering machine
was very understanding.
[sighs]
I feel blue.
- Aw, sweetie. - Aw!
Honey, I'll bet you anything he's gonna call you again.
Yeah, maybe, but, you know, I don't think I even care.
I don't think..
...he's the one I'm sad about.
You know, I know that I said I'm totally okay
with Ross getting married..
...but as it turns out..
...I don't think I am handling it all that well.
Yeah, maybe.
An-and I'm just trying to figure out why.
Any luck?
Well, yeah, I mean, you know, how Ross and I
have always been on again, off again
on again, off again..
I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road..
...we would be on again..
...again.
You know what? I think we all did.
Yeah?
- Hey. - Hey.
So, got us reservations for Sunday night, okay?
How about Ernie's at 9 o'clock?
Yeah, well, you, uh, better make it for three.
Oh, see, I-I don't know
if we're gonna be hungry at 3:00.
Three people.
Joshua's not gonna be there.
- What happened? - 'Um, well..'
I think, I think he broke up with me.
[sighs] No. Why?
Well...apparently, he scares easy.
Oh, Rachel, I'm sorry.
Well...that's okay.
Sometimes... things don't work out
the way you thought they would.
- Come here. - Oh.
[sighs]
Well, hey, don't you have to go pick up Emily?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
I got my girls.
Okay.
[door opens]
Ugh.
- Oh! - Oh!
Hey, you know what might cheer you up?
What?
You know, I gotta tell you..
...this really does put me in a better mood.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time.
Maybe someday there will be.
[knock on door]
Oh, God, that's Chandler, he's gonna come by
and borrow some candles for his big date.
- Oh, okay. - No, no.
Rachel, don't get it he'll see us.
No. Yeah. The groom cannot see the bride.
But, you're not gonna marry Chandler.
Not after this.
Okay, guys...just relax.
I do..
I gotta go.
Oh, no, Joshua. Joshua.
Oh.
Yeah, well, that ought to do it.
Food's here.
Fair enough.
Fifteen minute warning!
Later.
[screaming]
[mumbling] Dude, I am trying to sleep.
[theme music]